My obligatory Valentine’s Day post (commence laughter)

Hilarious Valentine’s Day pick-up lines/jokes/and randomness, just for laughs.

(NOTE: Never try these unless you want to be laughed at…unless you know for sure she’ll like them because she’s obsessed with punny jokes…like me…)

Good thing I have my Library card, because I am checking you out!

 

Do you have overdue books? Because you have FINE written all over you.

 

What’s the best place to get checked out? The Library.

 

What’s the best way to propose to a writer? Get down on one knee, hold out a pen (or quill, whatever works for you) with a ring on it and say, “Will you write the rest of your story with me?”

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

 

You’re good for my circulation.

 

You’re the cutest card in the catalog.

 

Can I have your call number?

 

Dewey belong together?

 

What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

 

Our bond is so strong it’s covalent!

 

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I would choose RNA, because it has U in it.

 

If falling in love with you was an Olympic event I would take gold.

 

What did Golem ask his valentine?  “Will you be my precious?”

 

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you!